Ducks in england escape farm and nearly drown someone by Unknown

The ducks had escaped on a Tuesday morning and the flock swam down the nearest river, once they left the river they decided to fly to the nearest landmark, the London eye, they flew to the top with the entire flock sitting on the top of the pod before flying off to bully an icecream man and steal the keys to the truck and driving the truck into the river Thames.

The icecream man escaped and the ducks enjoyed the popsicles as they watched the ice cream truck get rescued from the water, they swam off together when they realized the police were coming and the farm is still searching for the ducks and if they get caught they will get prosecuted with 100 hours of community service the search has had no luck, the police will give rewards to anyone with information of these ducks.

Tears are unspoken emotions by SS

People are hard to understand
Especially when they bury emotions on private land
Every tear is a unspoken emotion
That bubbled up till it exploded
When you cry it can’t be contained
It's better to let it out like summer rain
Everyone has highs and lows
It's just the way that life will flow
Every tear contains 10 unspoken words
When you let them go they will
Fly like a bird
Circling higher and higher then eventually
Fading away getting you ready for a new day

My Tiny Mice by SM and ABV

Looking around through the grains of rice,

wondering, “Where are my tiny mice?”

“Oh no!” My mom yells.

I wait for her. “Tell!”

Then she screams, “In the fridge!” Not nice.

I open the door of the fridge,

to see my mice building a bridge.

Two mice on the ends,

three trying to send

a piece of cheese over the ridge.

They march in a row, one by one.

The first says, “Are we almost done?”

“No,” say the others.

“Wait!” Says my brother.

The mice drop the cheese and run.

I give them back their rightful cheese,

and ask, “Will you go back home, please?”

They decide to rebel,

and then say farewell,

while closing the door on my knees.

Alien spacecraft lands in the Himalayas by AS

For what is believed to be the beginning of a worldwide alien takeover, multiple UFOs landed on mount Everest in the Himalayas on Friday, May 13, 2024. Since then they have been making their way to the bermuda triangle with multiple stops to places such as McDonalds, Target, The Roman Colosseum, and a planetarium in Ontario, Canada. 

The aliens are still en route to their destination making multiple detours for unknown reasons. They have committed many minor crimes such as stealing a dozen Mc chicken burgers, seven tennis rackets and an empty fish tank. Experts say that they will reach their destination on June 13, 2024 and will be determined to destroy the world, one McDonalds at a time….

Cat Grows To Be The Size Of The Eiffel Tower And Destroys billion-dollar neighborhood by SS

The United Kingdom was devastated by the loss of one of the most expensive neighborhoods in the world. Around 4 AM a cat drank what looked like a diet coke and grew to the size of the Eiffel tower, it went on a rampage and destroyed the entire neighborhood including 6 bouncy mansions. The government is at a loss to figure out how to rebuild the billionaire community. According to several witnesses the huge feline started running around crashing into buildings in shock of growing so large, its 20 foot claws destroyed millions of dollars worth of inflatable bouncy houses and swimming pools. The only time it calmed down was when it stopped at wendys to get 10,000 fries and 90,0000 burgers. The entire area is permanently out of fries and burgers for the next 100 years.

The government was forced to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on catnip to make the cat calm down and thousands more to get it back to normal…….

An Interview with V by LF

N: What's your darkest fear and why?
V: All my loved ones dying.

N: How did you get your name?
V: My parents went to a town and decided they liked the name so they said that the first daughter they had was going to be named Vienna.
N: What's your favorite animal and why?
V: Zebras, because they have cool patterns and they have good camouflage tactics.
N: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
V: Morrocco, because my parents have been there and said it was cool.
N: If there was another subject in school what would it be and why?
V: Travel class so people can have new experiences and people can learn about different cultures.
N: What's your favorite sport and why?
V: Gymnastics because there's a different variety of activity.
N: Who's your best friend and why?

V: Lillianna because she is really nice and she considers other people.
N: What's your favorite language and why?
V: Russian because even if I can't speak it when other people speak it it sounds really pretty.
N: What was your favorite place and why?
V: Michigan, because I spent most of my life there and I thought it was nice.
N: What's your comfort zone and why?
V: For books my comfort zone is murder mysteries and comic books.

Dog kills old man! by LF

Old man was sleeping on his couch and his dog Blueberry wanted to go on a walk so the Blueberry tried to wake up his owner Blueberry licked the old man tugged his ear, tugged his nose, tugged his leg Blueberry tugged almost every part of his body then got too impatient and threw a tennis ball at him with his mouth!

He did that a couple of times but the man just wouldn't wake up then Blueberry noticed that he didn't tug one part of the man's body the chest so Blueberry walks over to the man and grips the chest a little too hard, bites into the heart and pulls strongly. The man opened his eyes for a millisecond then closed them. The man's neighbor comes over a week later for their usual dinner.

The neighbor lets himself in and finds the man still laying on the couch so his neighbor checks if his heart was beating when he found that it wasn't he called 911. They came as fast as they could and told the man's neighbor the bad news.