Rock Paper Scissors Shoot by KI

Rock Paper Scissors Shoot

Comic debate!

Vr. 1 Scissors vs Paper

Scissor: Time to start moving. Again.

Paper: P...Please don’t hurt me.

Scissor: I have to.

Paper: Please!

Scissor: I don’t care!

Paper: …

Paper: …

Paper: (mumbling)

Paper: You have to be used to even be useful!

Scissor: How dare you!

Scissor: I am far more superior than you! I win against you in Rock Paper Scissors too!

Paper: (scoffs) Yeah in a game!

Paper: You sometimes can’t even cut through cloth even though he’s softer!

Scissor: It’s, It’s the friction!

Paper: What does friction have to do with clothes?

Scissor: Everything!

Paper: Well, if you’re so sure, try to cut some steel, you oaf! That doesn't have much friction, does it?

Scissor: I can’t cut through steel! That’s a type of mineral and a mineral means a type of rock. And I LOSE against Rock!

Paper: And I win against rock!

Scissor: Aaah!

10 minutes later

Paper: Are you done?

Scissor: …yes.

Paper: You’ve defeated me again.

Scissor: ?

Paper: Are you blind? I’m in 12 million pieces both literally and mentally!

Scissor: Oh.

Paper: (sighs) This is why I hate scissors.

Scissor: Oh

Paper: (sighs)

Giant 7-foot cockroach fights with nutty squirrel in New York Times Square! by KI

On June 17, 2024, a massive cockroach emerged from the ground demanding to see its oldest and fiercest rival, the nutty squirrel! Panicked civilians called 911 time and time again, even getting the attention of the US military, making not only the US but the entire world on edge. Finally after hours of panic, 2 helicopters, a Sherman tank, and a few dozen soldiers, a single squirrel, grayed with old age, came stumbling out of the crowd and talked with scrappy voices to the horrifying monster. The battle had begun. The battle raged on for days before the nutty squirrel bit through the front two legs of the cockroach with its teeth bringing down the cockroach on its knees. They made a new alliance to last for two thousand more fortnights, promising each other that they will not bring any more destruction to planet earth.

Witnesses are saying it was truly “The battle of the century”.

Nature's Orchestra by KI

Nature’s Orchestra

The cicadas play cello

And the winds play flute