Edge of World by NA

At the edge of the world, nothing lies there except the four pillars. Humans used to believe that the Edge was inexplorable, but they’re long gone by now. But I’m different.

Their weak minds would have never allowed them to pass into the hidden lands. But my mind is stronger, and my willpower exceeds all. I will conquer, and I will reign.

Change My World by NA

I boot up my controller, get some snacks, and delve into the world of Super Smash Bros. My room is filled with music and color, not just from the game but from my environment.

I could just stay here forever, but unfortunately, life isn’t like that. If life was as logical as a game, then the world would be a better place.

I’ve realized that the world could use some fixing, and if nobody’s going to do it, I will. I’ll make the world my utopia. Nobody will stop me.

Skit by SM, ABV, and NA

Will (sitting alone on a bench): I’m so lonely. I need someone to play with.
Emily (bursts in front of him): HI I’M EMILY!
Will stares at Emily, horrified.
Will (scared): What are you?
Emily: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I’M EMILY!!! (holds up MAGIC PENCIL 2000 XL ++) THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND!
Will (confused): That’s… a pencil.
Emily: IT’S NOT JUST A PENCIL, IT’S THE MAGIC PENCIL 2000 XL ++ SO I THINK YOU SHOULD LOOK AT THIS!! (Draws frog into existence)
Will (jumps out of seat): WHAT IS THAT?!
Emily: IT’S A FROG!
Will (screaming): I HATE FROGS!
Will runs away. Emily chases him. They run into the woods.
Emily: I THINK WE’RE LOST!
Will (stamps his foot): Then DRAW. A. MAP!!!!
Emily: WAIT WILL, I HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA I’LL DRAW A MAP!
Will: (sighs) Jeez, I wonder where that came from.
Emily draws a map.
Emily: UHHH… SORRY WILL I CAN’T READ!!!
Will (snatches map): Seriously? This is a map of ANTARCTICA. How are we supposed to use this?
Emily (stutters): I-I DON’T KNOW!
Will: Do something!
Teacher (walks on stage): What are you two doing here?
Emily: WE GOT LOST AND WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO GET BACK!
Teacher (exasperated): You’re not even that far from the school. They ended up calling a search party for you.
Emily: OOPS, THAT’S ON ME!
Will (muttering): I’m so done with her…
Teacher: I’ll walk you two back. Come on, I don’t want you getting lost again.
They exit the stage from stage right.
All: The End

Magic Pencil Commercial by SM, ABV, and NA

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Random Guy (walks into the center): My wife left me three years ago, but with the MAGIC PENCIL 2000 XL ++, I drew myself a new wife. It may have cost my mother, my father, my grandma’s, and my sister’s souls, but at least I have a wife now! FIVE STARS!

(Random Guy hands pencil to Random Girl.)

Random Girl (draws with Magic Pencil on piece of Magic Paper and pulls out Jumping Frog): My mom didn’t let me get a pet when I was younger, and my father left me when I was five. I was able to sell my mother’s soul for this pencil, and I was able to sell my father’s for Magic Paper! Now, I can draw my own pets. (Holds of Jumping Frog to show the audience.) FIVE STARS!

Announcer: As you can see, this amazing product will bring you happiness and satisfaction for years to come.

Voice-over (said as quickly as possible): Side effects of using this product include rashes, nausea, hyperventilation, anxiety, depression, vomiting, pneumonia, heart disease, and getting on the FBI’s Top Ten Most Wanted List.

Everyone: Get the MAGIC PENCIL 2000 XL ++ today!