Friday, June 21, 2024
When We Sculpted the Sky by ABV
Trees by ABV
leaves. And when the
Supergiant by ABV
My Snowman by ABV
Thursday, June 20, 2024
Skit by SM, ABV, and NA
Emily (bursts in front of him): HI I’M EMILY!
Will stares at Emily, horrified.
Will (scared): What are you?
Emily: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I’M EMILY!!! (holds up MAGIC PENCIL 2000 XL ++) THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND!
Will (confused): That’s… a pencil.
Emily: IT’S NOT JUST A PENCIL, IT’S THE MAGIC PENCIL 2000 XL ++ SO I THINK YOU SHOULD LOOK AT THIS!! (Draws frog into existence)
Will (jumps out of seat): WHAT IS THAT?!
Emily: IT’S A FROG!
Will (screaming): I HATE FROGS!
Will runs away. Emily chases him. They run into the woods.
Emily: I THINK WE’RE LOST!
Will (stamps his foot): Then DRAW. A. MAP!!!!
Emily: WAIT WILL, I HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA I’LL DRAW A MAP!
Will: (sighs) Jeez, I wonder where that came from.
Emily draws a map.
Emily: UHHH… SORRY WILL I CAN’T READ!!!
Will (snatches map): Seriously? This is a map of ANTARCTICA. How are we supposed to use this?
Emily (stutters): I-I DON’T KNOW!
Will: Do something!
Teacher (walks on stage): What are you two doing here?
Emily: WE GOT LOST AND WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO GET BACK!
Teacher (exasperated): You’re not even that far from the school. They ended up calling a search party for you.
Emily: OOPS, THAT’S ON ME!
Will (muttering): I’m so done with her…
Teacher: I’ll walk you two back. Come on, I don’t want you getting lost again.
They exit the stage from stage right.
All: The End
Magic Pencil Commercial by SM, ABV, and NA
Random Guy (walks into the center): My wife left me three years ago, but with the MAGIC PENCIL 2000 XL ++, I drew myself a new wife. It may have cost my mother, my father, my grandma’s, and my sister’s souls, but at least I have a wife now! FIVE STARS!
(Random Guy hands pencil to Random Girl.)
Random Girl (draws with Magic Pencil on piece of Magic Paper and pulls out Jumping Frog): My mom didn’t let me get a pet when I was younger, and my father left me when I was five. I was able to sell my mother’s soul for this pencil, and I was able to sell my father’s for Magic Paper! Now, I can draw my own pets. (Holds of Jumping Frog to show the audience.) FIVE STARS!
Announcer: As you can see, this amazing product will bring you happiness and satisfaction for years to come.
Voice-over (said as quickly as possible): Side effects of using this product include rashes, nausea, hyperventilation, anxiety, depression, vomiting, pneumonia, heart disease, and getting on the FBI’s Top Ten Most Wanted List.
Everyone: Get the MAGIC PENCIL 2000 XL ++ today!
Tuesday, June 18, 2024
My Tiny Mice by SM and ABV
Looking around through the grains of rice,
wondering, “Where are my tiny mice?”
“Oh no!” My mom yells.
I wait for her. “Tell!”
Then she screams, “In the fridge!” Not nice.
I open the door of the fridge,
to see my mice building a bridge.
Two mice on the ends,
three trying to send
a piece of cheese over the ridge.
They march in a row, one by one.
The first says, “Are we almost done?”
“No,” say the others.
“Wait!” Says my brother.
The mice drop the cheese and run.
I give them back their rightful cheese,
and ask, “Will you go back home, please?”
They decide to rebel,
and then say farewell,
while closing the door on my knees.
Dog Charged for Murder After Popping Giant Balloon and Drowning Owner! by ABV
Last month, on May 28th, 2024, Charlie, a Chihuahua, murdered his owner, Mellisa Krahs during an epic water balloon fight for his owner’s daughter’s seventh birthday party at their small home.
Mellisa’s husband, Gerald Krahs was away for a work trip and was not notified until he came home a week later. His wife was laying in the yard, her face a ghostly shade of white, while Charlie was whimpering next to her. The daughter, Katie Krahs would not come out of her room and had starved herself for 5 days. Afterwhich, when Gerald confronted Katie angrily, she cried that the Chihuahua popped the special giant balloon that they were saving for the end of the party. Gerald Krahs was enraged at this shocking news, so he sued his own dog for murder and had Charlie arrested. Let's hear what Charlie the Chihuahua has to say at his murder trial.
Before the trial, Charlie and the famous dog whisperer, Nac Saap, contacted the press. Charlie furiously barked and howled at the press, and later was translated. “Charlie says, ‘I thought my owner bought a new kind of treat. It was huge! About 5 feet long and 2 feet tall. I was so excited! Also, my owner forgot to leash me before she brought out the big balloon. Isn’t that crazy?’” Saap said.
During the trial, Gerald Krahs burst into tears when explaining what happened to his wife. “Charlie pounced on my wife and burst the balloon afterwards,” Gerald claimed. This was later proved wrong by the witness, Katie Krahs. Katie said, “My daddy’s lying! All Charlie did was bite the balloon!” Nac Saap agreed with Katie after she finished. Gerald was then arrested for perjury and Charlie was put into dog jail for a month.
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