Rock Paper Scissors Shoot by KI

Rock Paper Scissors Shoot

Comic debate!

Vr. 1 Scissors vs Paper

Scissor: Time to start moving. Again.

Paper: P...Please don’t hurt me.

Scissor: I have to.

Paper: Please!

Scissor: I don’t care!

Paper: …

Paper: …

Paper: (mumbling)

Paper: You have to be used to even be useful!

Scissor: How dare you!

Scissor: I am far more superior than you! I win against you in Rock Paper Scissors too!

Paper: (scoffs) Yeah in a game!

Paper: You sometimes can’t even cut through cloth even though he’s softer!

Scissor: It’s, It’s the friction!

Paper: What does friction have to do with clothes?

Scissor: Everything!

Paper: Well, if you’re so sure, try to cut some steel, you oaf! That doesn't have much friction, does it?

Scissor: I can’t cut through steel! That’s a type of mineral and a mineral means a type of rock. And I LOSE against Rock!

Paper: And I win against rock!

Scissor: Aaah!

10 minutes later

Paper: Are you done?

Scissor: …yes.

Paper: You’ve defeated me again.

Scissor: ?

Paper: Are you blind? I’m in 12 million pieces both literally and mentally!

Scissor: Oh.

Paper: (sighs) This is why I hate scissors.

Scissor: Oh

Paper: (sighs)

Pen and Pencil by KLB

Pen: I can’t believe so many people use pencils, pens are way better than pencils.

Pencil: No they’re not! If you make a mistake with a pen, you can’t erase it!

Pen: Still. With pens, you have so much more variety, but with pencils, it’s always the same.

Pencil: Pencils are way cheaper than pens! At some stores you can get a pack of pencils for under a dollar! But for pens, it’s at least a dollar each!

Pen: That’s because we’re BETTER than pencils!

Pencil: Well in school, what do most kids use? Pencils!

Pen: And at work? Pens!

Pencil: I just don’t see how you still think you’re better than me. Isn’t it obvious?

Pen: What’s obvious? That pens are better than pencils? I’d agree with that!

Pencil: You’re ridiculous! Pencils will always be better than pens. It’s a fact that no one can deny.