Cat Grows To Be The Size Of The Eiffel Tower And Destroys billion-dollar neighborhood by SS

The United Kingdom was devastated by the loss of one of the most expensive neighborhoods in the world. Around 4 AM a cat drank what looked like a diet coke and grew to the size of the Eiffel tower, it went on a rampage and destroyed the entire neighborhood including 6 bouncy mansions. The government is at a loss to figure out how to rebuild the billionaire community. According to several witnesses the huge feline started running around crashing into buildings in shock of growing so large, its 20 foot claws destroyed millions of dollars worth of inflatable bouncy houses and swimming pools. The only time it calmed down was when it stopped at wendys to get 10,000 fries and 90,0000 burgers. The entire area is permanently out of fries and burgers for the next 100 years.

The government was forced to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on catnip to make the cat calm down and thousands more to get it back to normal…….