Pen and Pencil by KLB

Pen: I can’t believe so many people use pencils, pens are way better than pencils.

Pencil: No they’re not! If you make a mistake with a pen, you can’t erase it!

Pen: Still. With pens, you have so much more variety, but with pencils, it’s always the same.

Pencil: Pencils are way cheaper than pens! At some stores you can get a pack of pencils for under a dollar! But for pens, it’s at least a dollar each!

Pen: That’s because we’re BETTER than pencils!

Pencil: Well in school, what do most kids use? Pencils!

Pen: And at work? Pens!

Pencil: I just don’t see how you still think you’re better than me. Isn’t it obvious?

Pen: What’s obvious? That pens are better than pencils? I’d agree with that!

Pencil: You’re ridiculous! Pencils will always be better than pens. It’s a fact that no one can deny.