Its smart but its ugly by NC and MT

I knew that it was flightless

But too stout and too long

Too furry to be a bird

But with a neck like a swan

With a short tail like a penguin

And clever after college

But birds have very little knowledge

No one w...

My bedroom’s Feng Shui...by MT

My bedroom’s Feng Shui

Is likely below average,

And I never sleep.