Our Skit by VRM and LF

(Joe the thief steals pencil from Frank the police man)

Joe the thief: Ha ha ha! I stole the precious pencil!
Frank: Hey! Get back here you pencil thief! That’s MY pencil!
Joe: Catch me if you can! (Frank catches Joe by them arm) Darn!
Frank: You're going to jail.
(Frank throws Joe in jail which is behind the chair)
Frank: The only way you can get out of jail is by eating this poisonous cake.
(Frank grabs cake from Guy’s desk. Frank hands Joe the cake)
(Joe eats the cake)
Joe: Hey! That cake was really good! Do you have more of it?
Frank: Huh? That cake was poisonous! You're supposed to be dead!!!
Joe: All thieves build up an immunity to poison. Thanks for the cake!
(Joe walks out of prison)

THE END

Pill Commercial by VRM and LF

V: Introducing our latest Infinite Cure Pill that cures everything!
N: If you have butt cramps, headaches, vomiting issues, or any other type of sickness or disease, it will be instantly cured the moment you put this pill in your mouth!
V: N here from Mars will now demonstrate how well the pill works because right now she has a headache.
(N eats pill)
N: Ah… I feel so much better.
V: We want to keep everyone safe, so here are some safety precautions. Do not take if you are pregnant, or if you have hearing issues.
N: Also, do not take if you live on the planet Earth, if you are blind, if you have toes, or if you have hair.
V: Ugh I have a butt cramp. I really need to take that pill.
(V grabs pill)
N: Don’t eat it!! You live on Earth!!!
(V eats pill anyway;  dies instantly and falls down)

END OF AD
(Bow to audience)

An Interview with V by LF

N: What's your darkest fear and why?
V: All my loved ones dying.

N: How did you get your name?
V: My parents went to a town and decided they liked the name so they said that the first daughter they had was going to be named Vienna.
N: What's your favorite animal and why?
V: Zebras, because they have cool patterns and they have good camouflage tactics.
N: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
V: Morrocco, because my parents have been there and said it was cool.
N: If there was another subject in school what would it be and why?
V: Travel class so people can have new experiences and people can learn about different cultures.
N: What's your favorite sport and why?
V: Gymnastics because there's a different variety of activity.
N: Who's your best friend and why?

V: Lillianna because she is really nice and she considers other people.
N: What's your favorite language and why?
V: Russian because even if I can't speak it when other people speak it it sounds really pretty.
N: What was your favorite place and why?
V: Michigan, because I spent most of my life there and I thought it was nice.
N: What's your comfort zone and why?
V: For books my comfort zone is murder mysteries and comic books.

Dog kills old man! by LF

Old man was sleeping on his couch and his dog Blueberry wanted to go on a walk so the Blueberry tried to wake up his owner Blueberry licked the old man tugged his ear, tugged his nose, tugged his leg Blueberry tugged almost every part of his body then got too impatient and threw a tennis ball at him with his mouth!

He did that a couple of times but the man just wouldn't wake up then Blueberry noticed that he didn't tug one part of the man's body the chest so Blueberry walks over to the man and grips the chest a little too hard, bites into the heart and pulls strongly. The man opened his eyes for a millisecond then closed them. The man's neighbor comes over a week later for their usual dinner.

The neighbor lets himself in and finds the man still laying on the couch so his neighbor checks if his heart was beating when he found that it wasn't he called 911. They came as fast as they could and told the man's neighbor the bad news.