Interview with ABV by MK

Q1: What is your safe place?
A1: My bed

Q2: What’s the best thing you’ve eaten/drank?
A2: Apple juice in Japan

Q3: Where would your dream house be located?
A3: On a beach

Q4: How did you meet your best friend?
A4: On the first day of 3rd grade

Q5: If you could time travel where would you go?
A5: 3024 to the future to see what it’s like

Q6: If you could time travel, who would you talk to?
A6: My future grandchildren

Q7: What is your weirdest dream?
A7: I was in my preschool and my favorite toy turned into a secret passage with people pushing carts and watermelons falling

Q8: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A8: Software engineer or architect

Q9: What is your favorite book/series?
A9: The Percy Jackson series

Q10: What is your favorite TV show or movie?
A10: National Treasure: Edge of History.

Farmer sues flood for trespassing and destroying his fence! by MK

Two days ago, a farmer in Ddhsjnm a town in the country of Swhsj had his fence broken by a major flash flood in the area. His farm is privately owned so not only did the flood destroy the fence- it also trespassed on private property.

The farmer, obviously distraught, was given the advice to sue the flood itself! A trial will be held in the following days and the rightful criminal will be punished accordingly.

Adjkf, Me82iehs a world famous lawyer says, “I will not stop until justice is served”! He is now working on suing the flood but is finding it difficult because the flood will not share its side of the story or its personal information.

Magic Remover Commercial by AS, SS, & MK

S and A standing next to each other facing the audience. They are both using markers. A accidentally colors on her clothes with a sharpie. She tries to wipe it off with a wet tissue but it doesn't work

A: aw shoot. I just got this hoodie yesterday. My mom is going to kill me
S: yea she probably will
A: you aren't helping! [sara grins]
M has been crouching on the ground out of sight from the audience
M: I know how to get sharpie off of clothes!!!

S: good. I know her mom and she's dead if that stuff doesn’t come off
M -[faces audience] The magic eraser gets any stain off your clothes!! Here, try it!!
A: [tries to rub th sharpie off and secretly peels off the paper] Wow!!! It works
M: The magic remover will take any stain off your clothes!! And there is an amazing sale going on at your nearest HD Store!! It is usually 100 dollars but for one week only you can get it for 5!!!

"Our Teacher Is Old and Grumpy!" by AS, SS, MK

Roles

Principal, Student 1, Student 2

[have students one and two mess up their hair; students standing next to each other facing front; principal enters from stage left holding ruler; principal starts repetitively smacking the ruler on their other hand ]

Principal: Do you know why you have been sent here?
Student 1: But we didn't do anything wrong
Student 2: We were just minding our own business
Principal: That's not what your teacher said
Student 1 (mutters): Our teacher is old and grumpy
Principal: what was that
Student 2 (loudly): Our teacher is bold and funny
Student 1 (giggles)
Principal gives them a side eye
Principal: Your teacher said that you were not following the dress code, your hair is a mess and your shirt is not tucked in. Those are violations of the dress code.

[ students attempt to tuck in their shirt and smooth their hair ]

Principal: As a punishment you should do 280 pushups and 2,500 wall sits.

[ as the students begin principal exits stage right; as soon as he\she is gone students run away from stage left]
[Principal realized and chases them with a ruler across the room; after all have exited stage they come back and say the end while bowing]