Skit by SM, ABV, and NA

Will (sitting alone on a bench): I’m so lonely. I need someone to play with.
Emily (bursts in front of him): HI I’M EMILY!
Will stares at Emily, horrified.
Will (scared): What are you?
Emily: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I’M EMILY!!! (holds up MAGIC PENCIL 2000 XL ++) THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND!
Will (confused): That’s… a pencil.
Emily: IT’S NOT JUST A PENCIL, IT’S THE MAGIC PENCIL 2000 XL ++ SO I THINK YOU SHOULD LOOK AT THIS!! (Draws frog into existence)
Will (jumps out of seat): WHAT IS THAT?!
Emily: IT’S A FROG!
Will (screaming): I HATE FROGS!
Will runs away. Emily chases him. They run into the woods.
Emily: I THINK WE’RE LOST!
Will (stamps his foot): Then DRAW. A. MAP!!!!
Emily: WAIT WILL, I HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA I’LL DRAW A MAP!
Will: (sighs) Jeez, I wonder where that came from.
Emily draws a map.
Emily: UHHH… SORRY WILL I CAN’T READ!!!
Will (snatches map): Seriously? This is a map of ANTARCTICA. How are we supposed to use this?
Emily (stutters): I-I DON’T KNOW!
Will: Do something!
Teacher (walks on stage): What are you two doing here?
Emily: WE GOT LOST AND WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO GET BACK!
Teacher (exasperated): You’re not even that far from the school. They ended up calling a search party for you.
Emily: OOPS, THAT’S ON ME!
Will (muttering): I’m so done with her…
Teacher: I’ll walk you two back. Come on, I don’t want you getting lost again.
They exit the stage from stage right.
All: The End