Principal, Student 1, Student 2
[have students one and two mess up their hair; students standing next to each other facing front; principal enters from stage left holding ruler; principal starts repetitively smacking the ruler on their other hand ]
Principal: Do you know why you have been sent here?
Student 1: But we didn't do anything wrong
Student 2: We were just minding our own business
Principal: That's not what your teacher said
Student 1 (mutters): Our teacher is old and grumpy
Principal: what was that
Student 2 (loudly): Our teacher is bold and funny
Student 1 (giggles)
Principal gives them a side eye
Principal: Your teacher said that you were not following the dress code, your hair is a mess and your shirt is not tucked in. Those are violations of the dress code.
[ students attempt to tuck in their shirt and smooth their hair ]
Principal: As a punishment you should do 280 pushups and 2,500 wall sits.
[ as the students begin principal exits stage right; as soon as he\she is gone students run away from stage left]
[Principal realized and chases them with a ruler across the room; after all have exited stage they come back and say the end while bowing]
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