Man dies to Brain-eating Alien After drinking Tap Water, Family sues for $100 million by SM

In a landmark case that has shocked the world, 51-year-old Sam Hall’s family sued the entire alien race for $100 million after Sam died in his home in Nebraska this last Sunday due to a rare species of brain-eating worm known as Satirius Mnemonia. Reportedly, his neighbors heard his screams and ran immediately into his home, and have chosen to not comment on his death.

Due to the overwhelming amount of pressure faced from people around the world, the Hall family decided to sue for damages, and the world is holding their breath to see how the aliens will respond to this. Their court appearance is scheduled on August 2, 2024, and Sam’s brother, Tom, shared more on why Sam was killed.

“There were rumors that Sam was somehow involved with the Illuminati, and the aliens sent us a message about it a couple weeks ago, threatening to kill him. We shrugged it off because that’s the kind of guy Sam is, y’know? He was always in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

When asked why they sued the entire alien race, he said, “The aliens can’t be trusted. Ever since they immigrated here in ‘87, they’ve been a nuisance. They always steal Little Johnny’s toys, and everyone’s had it with them!”
Tom’s wife, Becca, mysteriously disappeared after meeting an alien she was enamored with ten years ago, and Sam’s death marked the anniversary of when she left him.

“I think that the aliens are doing this on purpose. I mean, how many people have their wife of 20 years cheat on them with an alien guy?”

Suspicions have been arising worldwide about the possibility of many world leaders, especially the American president Kim Armarli, being part-alien ever since this case has gone off the rails. What will happen in trial remains to be seen, but one thing is for certain: the world’s perspective on aliens will undergo a great deal of change.